Eminem - Elevator |
Eminem All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement haha I'll meet you down there Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof He said what If I went platinum, Id just laugh at him Thats not happening, that I cant fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, Im living in a house with a fucking elevator Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touche me, Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Woopsa a fucking daisy Thats an honour who even she knows dadas fucking crazy Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, f@#king AP Maybe its because I never had a mother raise me Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby You may think its cause of the way that I was brought up But its all caught up to me now, palm is in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesnt creep upon ya, but it all does You wouldnt listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brains all horny cause of all the sh!t you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought itd come to this I outta just be honest but Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof He said what If I went platinum, Id just laugh at him Thats not happening, that I cant fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, Im living in a house with a fucking elevator Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken aint gonna make it They get so mad, when I call them both fake its All these fucking voices in my head I cant take it Someone shut that fucking baby up, for I shake it Youre standing adjacent to Jasons last slut, theyre facing Together makes em, a fucking bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the weiner snitzel up his ass, hopped away some- body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him Homie, Im the shizer, pass doctor dre some I cant leave the game, I just cant walk away son No not-a now, not a chance, not today son I cant believe I leave for one brief second You p-ssy queef all over the rap game, *** And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof He said what If I went platinum, Id just laugh at him Thats not happening, that I cant fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, Im living in a house with a fucking elevator Elevator in my house, Ill smell ya later I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave Think about an escalator now, steps, I hate em Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed em Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hideout, drive by my house and beep Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep Lie down fuck-up, try countin sheep And youre tryna find out, why now theres beef? Mase in your face b!tch, cry now pussy This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can suck my d!ck with Amy Winehouses teeth Then I shove em in the elevator, take em to the top Stand above em,just to cut the fucking cable, let em drop Walk an hour to the damn f-cking refrigerator, get a pop While I let em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop Chorus There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend proof That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof He said what If I went platinum, Id just laugh at him Thats not happening, that I cant fathom Eighty something million records worldwide later, Im living in a house with a f@#king elevator Fucking son of a b!tch, I cant believe this shit This must be all that there is, this must be it Fuckin-A even got a potato Wash my***after I sh!t with gold toilet paper Dishwashers so big, when Im pissed off I can just toss a flying saucer in it This sh!ts awesome, yeah, fucking elevator Living in a house with a fucking elevator |