The Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer |
The Beatles Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical Science in the home. Late nights all alone with a test tube. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, Calls her on the phone. "Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa, oa, oa, oan?" But as she's getting ready to go, A knock comes on the door. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head. Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead. Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed. Wishing to avoid and unpleasant Sce, e, e, ene She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, So he waits behind Writing fifty times "I must not be So, o, o, o.." But when she turns her back on the boy, He grips up from behind. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head. Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead. P.C thirty one said wev'e got a dirty one Maxwell's stands alone painting testemonial pictures oh...o...o...oh Roze an Vallery screaming form the gallery say he must go free the judge does not agree and he tells them so...o...o...oh But as the words are leaving his lips a noise comes from behind Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head Clang! Clang maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead! Silver hammer man... |
