Am
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
Dm F
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
Dm F
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
Am Dm
G
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am Dm F
G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am Dm F
G
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am Dm F
G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
Am
Dm
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
F
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
Am
Dm
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
F
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
Am Dm F
G
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am Dm F
G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of ,poise and rationality
Am F G
Again...
Am Dm
G
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am Dm F
G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am Dm F
G
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am Dm F
G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of ,poise and rationality.
Am F G
Again......
