Various Artists - Today 4 U The Loft |
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Today 4 U The Loft
Various Artists MARK & COLLINS Banana by the bunch Bustelo A box of Captain Crunch will taste so good COLLINS And firewood MARK Look COLLINS Hold your applause Oh hi ROGER COLLINS 'Oh hi' after seven months? ROGER Sorry COLLINS This boy could use some Stoli COLLINS, MARK & ROGER Oh holy night ROGER You struck gold at MIT? COLLINS They expelled me for my theory of Actual Reality To the couch potatoes at New York University Which I'll soon impart Still haven't left the house? I was waiting for you, don't you know? ROGER COLLINS Well, tonight's the night Come to the Life Cafe after Maureen's show ROGER No flow Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas Eve COLLINS Whose charity is only matched by talent, I believe A new member of the Alphabet City avantAngel Dumott Schunard! ANGEL Today for you Today for you COLLINS And you should hear her beat! MARK You earned this on the street? ANGEL It was my lucky day today on Avenue A When a lady in a limousine drove my way She said, "Dahling I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear" "This AkitaI believe if you play nonWill breathe its very last highI'm certain that cur will bark itself to death" Today for you Today for you TaxWe agreed on a fee Now who could foretell that it would go so well But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell On the window ledge of that 23rd story After an hour Swan dove into the courtyard of the Gracie Mews Like Thelma & Louise did when they got the blues Today for you Today for you Then back to the street where I met my sweet Where he was moaning and groaning on the cold concrete The nurse took him home for some mercurochrome And I dressed his wounds and got him back on his feet Sing it! Today for you Today for you Today for you Today for you -- tomorrow for me |
