Various Artists - The Gospel Truth 1 |
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The Gospel Truth 1
Various Artists Back when the world was new And ev'rywhere gigantic The planet earth was down on its luck brutes called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place Where chaos reigned and earthquakes There was a mess wherever you stepped and volcanoes never slept And then along came Zeus They're trapped He hurled his thunderbolt Locked those suckers in a vault He zapped And that's the gospel truth And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks The guy was too type A to just relax Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth And that's the world's first dish That's the gospel truth Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble On Mt. Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble vermouth That's the gospel truth |
