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Conjunction Junction
Various Artists Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I've got three favorite cars that get most of my job done. Conjunction Junction, what's their function? I've got and, but, and or. They'll get you pretty far. And! But! That's an additive, like this and that. That's sort of the opposite, And then there's Or. Owhen you have a choice like this or that not this but that. And, but, and or get you pretty far! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right. Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice, (Hey that's nice) Dirty but happy, digging and scratchin'. He's poor but honest, sad but true, Losing your shoe and a button or two, BooConjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two cars to one When you say something like this choice Either now or later Or no choice: (Hey that's clever) Neither now nor ever. Eat this or that, Grow thin or fat Never mind, I wouldn't do that I'm fat enough now! Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin' up phrases and clauses that balance, like: but the balloon wouldn't go any higher. You should always say Thank you, He cut loose the sandbags, Or at least say Please! Let's go up to the mountains or down to the seas. Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin'in complex sentences like: "In the mornings, when I am usually wide awake, I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake, where I often see a duck and a drake, and I wonder as I walk by what they'd say if they could speak, although I know that's an absurd thought." Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin'Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I like tying up words and phrases and clauses. I'm going to get you there if you're very careful. Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Conjunction Junction, watch that function! I'm going to get you there if you're very careful |
