Ben Folds - Army |
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Army
Ben Folds Well I thought about the army Dad said, son you're fucking high So I took my old man's advice And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything Three sad semesters It was only fifteeen grand spent in bed I dropped out and joined a band instead I thought about the army Grew a moustache and a mullet Got a job at ChickAnd in June reformed without me Citing artistic differences The band broke up in May I nuked another grandma's apple pie And they'd got a different name Oh And hung my head in shame I've been thinking a lot today Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay Oh, I think I'll take it to LA I've been thinking a lot today Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday Aw, Shit On the eve of my election In this time of introspection God, please spare me more rejection I say to my reflection 'Cause my peers they criticize me And my ex But my redneck past is nipping at my heels Try to put it all behind me I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about the army... |
