Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song |
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The Bum Bum Song
Tom Green My bum is on the rail My Bum is on the rail Look at me My bum is on the man My bum is on the rail My Bum is on the man It's alot of fun To put your bum on a man (hee hee hee) My Bum is on the step My bum is on the step Don't fall down the step You might hurt you bum (ahh hah hah...) And that's not very fun If you fall down and hurt you bum I like to put my bum on things It's fun for everyone My bum is on the cheese Bum is on the cheese If I get lucky I'll get a disease My bum is on the Swedish Swedish Swedish Swedish My bum is on the gum I can blow a bubble My bum is on the gum With my bum bum bum The battle ship My bum is on the ship I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum (ooh hoo...) poo poo (hah hah hah...) And shoot poo all over the place When they shoot a cannon in your bum 'cause that isn't very fun I like to put my bum on things It's fun for everyone My bum is on the dog My bum is on the cat My bum is on the phone My bum is all alone [sound of crickets] The man is all alone The rail is all alone The Swedish is all alone My bum is all alone One Two Three Four My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone My bum is all alone Get the poo off my bum (get the poo off) My bum is all alone I need the poo off the bum I got to get the poo off my bum (poo poo) I wanna hear the cannon [call of a loon] No let me hear the cannon [call of a loon] No, no, no No not the loon bum is on the (not the loon) bum is on the (i wanna) bum is on the (i wanna hear the cannon) bum is ohhh... i wanna here the cannon yeah, the cannon i wanna here the cannon not the loon [sound of cannon] i want the poo poo off mynow get the poo off my bum i wanna hear the loon the loony loon... |
