Arrogant Worms - Let's Go Bowling |
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Let's Go Bowling
Arrogant Worms Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget their pain When they head to the bowling lane Let's go bowling Let's go bowling, for a free game Let's go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go bowling Let's do it now Monster trucks are a sight to see Because Wrestlemania's fine by me But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball A cultured life that's nice and all You know the sport that God would choose Is the one with the threeLet's go bowling Let's go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, from a juice can Let's go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go bowling Let's do it now (anything that looks good when it's embroidered on a queens! The sport of dukes... Earls... Moes... Johns... polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this almost Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the... Thumbhole. And as religious significance because it's so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got the Holy you roll the ball down the alley of life, striking out the pagan religions of the past, sparing them the anguish of their lives metaphysicalness something like the 7in the gutter, framing their existence in an eternal We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling Let's go bowling Let's go bowling, for free shoes Let's go bowling, let's go bowling Let's do it now |
