Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl |
Stalker Girl
Arrogant Worms When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools Sign body parts for fans Check into rehab and smash up the van But looking back I should have stayed in school. Life out on the road can be dangerous you see To rock stock food and smelly roadies Are not nearly as scary As that girl who's at every show The stalker girl is scaring the hell out of me Mouthing the words from the front row She's my creepy stalker girl I'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair Just go away you creepy stalker girl She follows me every everywhere She says I touch her in a very special way But I'd never go near her now without my pepper spray And the voices in her head And they also said that shaving the cat was okay Said break into my house and sleep in my bed She's my creepy stalker girl I'm the centre of her wacked out crazy and delusional world She follows me every everywhere Just go away you creepy stalker girl She's even got a bag with some bits of my hair You're manic obsessive with abandonment issues I've analysed your handwriting and I've got some bad news Are about you and you're usually wrong And you think that all our songs Except for now this song is so about you You creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl, you creepy stalker girl |